A story about angniks~these are not the droids you're looking for

Angniks, grew up playing with parts of dead things, like old deer skulls, and stretched hides, and marmot carcasses. She would slightly wash her hands and then go wear some of these things as proper adornment to a paddle dance. She would rarely wait for it to be her turn with the paddle, but would abduct people out of the line before they were ready (she didn’t tell me this part, but I have an in with Madaam Poodoo, and she told me, besides, that’s just the way Angie is, and that’s the best way to behave in a paddle dance).

She don’t sowwnd at awwwl like she ferm Gowwwgia. She sounds more like someone that works at a high octane coffee shop and samples the product a lot.

In her spare time she likes hobbies like chasing her kids around the house to keep them out of mischief that she would rather get into herself, keeping her husband in line, creating children, being a hottie, eating pancakes, hanging out with wookies, and closing automatic doors onto herself.


Comments

are you saying I talk fast?

I’m glad this worked for you. Now I can try! Oh, and did you HAVE to go and tell people about the door??? :)


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